Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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