Christians are straight up FREAKS
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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