I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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