Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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