how can u be prego again
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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