normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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