based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
