I wish I could punch you in the face.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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