Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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