You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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