I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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