I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Apparently you make a good broom.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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