I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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