Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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