I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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