508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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