so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I need a hoe opinion
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