? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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