Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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