worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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