So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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