You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
pray to the hookup gods
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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