love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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