just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
