Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
that is very illegal...i love you.
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