WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
