I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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