The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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