He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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