yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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