New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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