I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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