i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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