Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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