Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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