I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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