I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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