How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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