Three words: puerto rican gang bang
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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