i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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