...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
They took my balls.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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