he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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