Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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