Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i out mim tonsoeep
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