talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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