Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize