I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the day after is always just damage control
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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