you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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