quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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