did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
