He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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